Election Day!! Write-In Nathan Lebron

It is finally here!

All the dissing and brilliant satire has led us to another day to elect officials for county races and local town races.

I will be writing in my boy Lebron for County executive and Noelle Kinsch for legislature.  This bullshit with the GOP laying down and Scavo still on the ballot is about all I can take.  So please, do not forget to go out and vote!!!!

Endorsements?  I know you want it!

County wide
County Executive - Write In Lebron.  This brotha had balls to fight his own party.
All others - Do not vote CONservative.  I want the chu-chu man out of the legislature.


Legislature
1-39 - Do not vote for anyone who took the CONservative line.  We do not want Richard Stack running things in the legislature.

For the 24 unchallenged offices, use the power of the write-in vote.  Here are some suggestions:

• Pedro
• Turd Sandwich
• Giant Douche
• Ham Sandwich
• Jimmy McMillan

It is your right so vote.  Not our fault THEY turned it into a joke of a ballot.

One More Day!!!! - Write In Vote When there Is No Choice

South Park Episode 8, Season 8: A giant douche or a turd sandwich

So I am a satirical genius who pokes fun at politicians and their bloggers. But I don't bullshit when it comes to voting.

I have been voting since I was old enough to vote. I make it my business to go to the polls and vote. And I vote in every election, president, school vote, mayor, dog catcher; you name it. Moreover, I vote any political party. It doesnt matter if a candidate is on a major party line or not, I make it my business to learn about him/her and vote. To me ballot placement means you are equal to all others.

Unfortunately, most of you are lazy asses who wouldn't bother to find out who is running, what they stand for or even vote outside of your party line. See, you put in shitty effort, you get shitty candidates. So yes, half of the problems we have is your fault.

But I always expect a contest. I expect a choice. Shit, South Park had a choice between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, why can't we?

This year we have no countywide choices (all dem) thanks to the Grand Obfuscated Party wheeling and dealing. But to add insult to injury, we have 24 county legislature races uncontested. Out of 39 total legislators, we have 5 GOP and 19 Dems going back.

The last time I spoke with Lebron, we were talking about uncontested races. At the time he was still getting signatures to get on the ballot. But I asked him about the other uncotested races at the time like Conners. He said something interesting; when he has no choice he writes his own name down. He said, that as long as you have the ability to write-in someone, the people always have a choice. Wurd!!!!

I always skip the line. Even if I like the candidate on the ballot, I protest by not casting my vote for the office but he writes his own name down.

So, I am going to do the same, I am going to write his name down for County Executive. This brother deserves it. He fought against his own party to bring the people a choice and they screwed him. If he is willing to stand up to the caviar and scotch assholes of the Fort Orange Club, he will stand up to the assholes milking us dry.

How do you do a write-in?  Easy:

1. Go to the bottom of the paper ballot
2. Fill in the write-in bubble
3. Write Nathan Lebron

Write-In Nathan Lebron

For County Executive

I am!

2 Days Left

Too nice of a day to care.

Hope you enjoyed it!

Write-In Nathan Lebron

For County Executive

I am!

3 More Days and the Leader of the SmartAss Movement Dies

I will need my own landfill to get rid of all the shit I've been getting.  Mostly for supreme court judge.

As you know, we are electing two people for supreme court judge and yes, the Gran Ole Punters fucked this one up too.

They had a candidate, Judge Nichols, who was already a supreme court judge announce he was running.  Then Dunce Cleary, yes the same fucking one, said nah, I want to make money off another guy so it is going to be Roemer.   Judge Nichols is from Columbia county and you know how that goes for city slickers, ain't no hillbillies stepping this way.  Mind you, Nichols raised a bunch of money but since none of Dunce's peeps were going to get any....

Long story short, they dissed A SITTING SUPREME COURT JUDGE for a guy with a super resume but no judging experience.  Ahhh the mountain top has been reached:The Mountain Top

I will be writing in Judge Nichols.

Rooney died this morning.  He was the king of smartass common sense.  Loved him and will miss him.  So in his honor, here is my impression of Andy Rooney:

"Isn't it like the GOP to screw up races?  They complain when they don't win and when they win they try to lose.  Kinda like getting fan mail, I get a lot of it, but don't always care much for it."

Write-In Nathan Lebron

For County Executive

I am!

4 More Days - CONservative - Sullivan

I love Richard Stack.  How can someone not love a party boss who gives the CONservative line to pro gay marriage candidates like McPloy.  This dirtbag, hypocritical liar who never made a "Dump Jennings" sign when he was expanding the landfill but does for Smurfette Mahan, is an institution in local corrupt politics.

Joe Sullivan is running against Domalewicz for county ledge.  Sullivan ran for mayor as a republican, congress as a republican and CONservative and was even the head of the city GOP.  But before that, this jokester was a democrat, a machine democrat.  An obvious plot by the machine to take over a line for political power since the progressives were growing in numbers.

So why doesn't he have the rep line this time?  Cause he is a CONservative machine loyalist.

Ah, memories, here is an article of Joey running as a democrat, (yes, democrat) back in 1993:  Whoa!

Sullivan is and has been part of the problem and will never be the solution.  He is a disaster by any measure.

But just like a good little "liberal", he used to ride his bicycle around the last he ran for mayor.  I know you thought Konev the Barbarian introduced the city to Shanghai commuting but Sullivan was there first.

Doma is no better.  But if I am going to have a do nothing legislator in a do nothing county body, I rather a do nothing incumbent than another machine cog.

Write-In Nathan Lebron

For County Executive

I am!

5 Days - The Hilltowns

Has anyone heard anything from the Hilltowns?

Has anyone heard the rebel dinner horn from Berne, Knox, Westerlo, and Rensselaerville?

Has anyone heard of the nurse?

I am only talking about this race because I saw her lawnsigns in Albany, yes, Albany.  Why?  Maybe to see her own name on her way to work.

I hate seeing lawnsigns outside of candidate's districts.  Susan Savage had a sign by the state campus last year while she was selling her bullshit Schenectady miracle.  It had her face on it and that was more disturbing.

On the serious, Alex "Sandy" Gordon is running for his 5th (maybe 6th) term.  I can't tell you one thing he has done for anyone.  I can't tell you one thing he has done as legislator.  He is another useless legislator.

Debbie, who I supported in the past, quickly went from Tea Party Queen to party boss hack.  Another shinning example of Richard Stack (who endorsed a pro gay marriage candidate, McPloy) and Dunce Clearey.  Another get along party lackie who will inturn be another useless legislator.  Why?  Because she will be the minority in an already useless legislature?  Yes.  Why else?  Character, people, character!

We know she was one of the people who helped keep Lebron off the ballot this past summer.  So I ask, HOW IS SHE DIFFERENT?  HOW IS SHE BETTER?  HOW IS SHE CHANGE?  SHE IS NOT!

If you haven't figured it out, I like Lebron.  I wish there were more like him.  Smart brother who stood up to his own party to give us a choice.  And he was crushed by his own party.  It was a great summer indeed!  But for us looking for a real ballot it was not.

So, if you get your water from a well or beaver dam, think Warner Lake is Lake Tahoe, or simply enjoy some freaking peace and quiet, stay home.  Gordon will continue to be useless and Debbie will be no better.  And with Stack and Dunce pulling the strings even worse.  She lost that independent streak I love in candidates.  She is just another them!

Write-In Lebron for County Executive, I am!

Six More Days, to the end of the GOP

I saw a mailer for a candidate running for Albany legislature.  Typical stuff:

• Dems suck because of tax hike (true)
• Dems suck because they don't do shit (true for most)
• Dems suck because they just do (true for most)

What was funny was the image of the voting ballot.  See, politicians have to do this because we are so stupid, we need a 1st grade coloring book to tell us how to vote.

It showed the GOP and an arrow going straight down to the candidates name, skipping over all countywide seats.   That's because they don't have any.  Sad.

The idiots who thought it was a good idea to give up those races may have killed our chances of ever getting a choice.  I know, Colonie has republicans, fucking please.  No one over there wants to bring back the Grand Ole Pavers; they used to pave people's driveways at town expense.  Yes Sheehan was in the last  GOP administration and Smurfette lied about the one time tax.  Yes, the only thing they have going are the two landfills.  But at least they have a choice.

The GOP is done.  They are the newest third party.

WRITE-IN LEBRON for County Executive   

Doesn't this elephant look like the Albany County GOP chair?  Dunce Cleary is at the 1:10 minute mark chilling with the nurse and some poor bastard that Gellybrains is going to massacre next year.