Alligator Man For County Coroner

The Alligator Man (Jose Lopez) is running for his second office in as many months. This guy runs for everything, library board, county ledge, common council, puppy catcher. But I think he has missed his calling, County Coroner.

A true candidate looking for higher office is willing to run for bigger races. The Alligator Man must think big if he wants to be victorious. A countywide coroner race will establish him as a true man of the people.

First, we all know the coroner office is a joke. It is filled by people who don’t qualify. Sounds familiar, sorta like the county executive office. Since they don’t qualify, then why do they have the job? Right, to funnel business to their funeral homes.

Second, The Alligator Man has no funeral business. He has no business whatsoever. Since there is no conflict of interest, he is already honestly qualified.

Third, the coroner race has also catapulted other great candidates like Debbie Busch. She was over qualified for the position. She had a master degree and another degree in mortuary science. If the Alligator Man is ever going to run for State Senate, assembly, or president of the United States, coroner is a stepping stone.

Fourth, coherent speech, some English proficiency, and ability to spell coroner are just preferred items. We know that’s not important for a job dealing with mostly dead people. Not to mention the cadavers staffing that office.

Finally, a college degree is not required. If McCoy is qualified to be county executive, the Alligator Man is qualified to be county coroner.

The Alligator Man for Albany County Coroner.
Because when qualifications don't matter, why should we care!

The McCoy-Scavo Plan: Fee for Service for Fire

What do you get when you cross an R2D2 looking pudgy bastard with no college education who is a union lackie and incapable of passing fire exams and a rusted C3PO looking creepazoid who stalks women (alledgedly), and tries to pick up underage chicks (allegedgly) and forges documents (allegedly) in a Delaware Ave. laundrymat?

Fee for Service Fire!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Legisloser Scavo wants to get rid of volunteer fire service in the Hill towns so the Albany Fire Department can charge for it. Yes, McCoy wants to charge the Rebel towns to put out their own fires. Big union move!!!

The Medusa Firehouse will now have to trade in their chuck wagon with water barrels and the dinner horn for a city slickin' firetruck. R2D2 and C3PO are freaking scary, and I don't live in the Hill towns.

Lebron is still running and the establishment GOP is not liking it. BUT...dems are responding to him.

Not to sound like Princess Lea in Star Wars but brother, You are our only hope!

Lebron tells the GOP Chairman to Step Off

Here's whats up:

Lebron is the only one willing to run for a job the "others" don't want. Looks like the GOP executive committee has the brotha's back. The chairman apparently has a problem with him. What could it be?

Lebron is not a lawyer. That's it. Lebron is not a freaking attorney.

One of my republican buds in guilderland heard that the chairman even went as far as getting someone to primary Lebron and picked him the day before petition time.

Don Cleary, the GOP Chairman, sounds like an irish racist who downed a bottle of Jamison's before going to work. What the hell is his problem?

Here is the an article on the Metroland where The Don disses Lebron: Metroland

Here is the article where my Boy asks him to resign: Spotlight News

Don, I think you are in the wrong county. Wyoming is looking for some talent for their county.
Albany, Wyoming

In the end Lebron wins and The Don is a punkass and gets schooled!!!!

When was the last time a democrat was this bold?

Take This Job and Shove It

Who knew the Albany County Executive job would be so unwanted by the GOP. Whalen drops out after not really announcing and now Mark Grimm is out. Who is he and why is he famous?

Town board member for Guilderland, radio talk show host (lets stop, it's on WVCR, a college station), author (wrote one book), business entrepreneur, and professor. In short, the most successful republican in Guilderland. Why doesn't he want the job? Who knows and who cares. Oh, wait Redlich is the most successful republican in Guilderland. Doesn't matter, the GOP chairman, Nelligan, doesn't care for either one. In short, Guilderland will go to the democrats. Runion may be the wisest man in that mall town.

Lebron has endured the 36 hour test and looks like he is still in it. And is the only one interested in a job that republicans don't want and democrats think have it in the bag.

With such great opposition from AlbanyCitizenWants, his viability is without question. With her great pageview rate, reputation as a campaign sucubus (now I am feeling bad for Corey Ellis), and career as a media mogul in the southwest, Lebron is opposed by the best.

AlbanyCitizenWants Is Up To Her Tricks

Ahh, the sign of a true challenger, ACWants is now against Lebron.

When he ran in 2009, she never mentioned his name, and ignored him. Why? cause he wasn't supposed to do anything.

Then the Corey campaign people told her to take a hike. Why not? She was running to the Tanfather and his peeps and letting them know what Corey was up to. Check it out, all true.

Then she starts being friendly to Lebron. To do the same thing, run to the Mayor and letting him know that he was up to.

She as creditable and Bernie Madolff. But she writes a lot and probably is still collecting unemployment for a job she was fired from for questionable finance practices. Oh, yes, check that out, all true.

So I posted this on her blog. She probably will post it cause at least she is that ballzy:

Don't know what your problem is with him but looks like he didn't raise enough money for you extort from another candidate.

Let's connect some dots,
-Extort money from Corey Ellis, didn't work
-Extort money from the Tanfather, please, there are younger and prettier in line for him.
-Extort money from Lebron but there wasn't any.

The GOP has nothing. Even if hey don't endorse him because of your strong opposition, whatever that's worth, what does it mean? Nothing.

Stick to exorting money from council members, county legislators, non profits, small startups, radio stations, tv outlets, assembly members, and state senators.

Also, telling democrats the mayors secrets and vice versa doesn't mean anything. You still have one red suit and a gray one. Even by crackhead standards you're a failure.

The yellow rose of Texas is wilting much like the coloring of your hair.

Theresa, you have long legs and under the right light and with Jim Miller's Alcohol level, you may be appealing to an old politician living a medieval crisis. Stick to writing about chickens and your days as a radio personality in the southwest, check it out, not completely true.

MY BOY!!!!! Lebron Gonna Take it Gangsta Style

My Boy announced today he is running for Albany County Executive. We all remember him from 2009 when he ran for Mayor of Albany.

Announcement

So this is what's up:

• The Little Mermaid drops out thus screwing anyone's chances of being a respected candidate.
• Lebron announces before the GOP makes their decision. See, if its the other way around, Lebron looks like a second choice chump. Lebron chooses instead of being chosen. It is called INDEPENDENCE!!!
• Don Cleary, the GOP chairman, says he is still looking for anyone but Lebron to interview. A complete DISS!!!! Check it out:
• Whalen did not have to interview. Important to know that cause we minorities KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO INTERVIEW WHILE THE CONNECTED AND PRIVILEGED FEW ARE JUST GIVEN THOSE OPPORTUNITIES. There you have it, in plain sight. In the Dems the connected are blue collar (McCoy) and in the GOP they are white collar (Whalen). Results are still the freaking same, da brothas get no shot.
  

This proves that the GOP is just as screwed up as the Dems, except the Dems HAVE POWER and the GOP has shit. Again, the Dems have all the goodies and the GOP is hoping to win a town board seat in Colonie.

Nate, we got you. Hopefully the GOP will do the right thing and you can run the way hot blondes with money run.

lebronforalbany.com

Whalen: The 35 Hour Candidate

On May 20th at 10:32 am the TU posts an article about Jennifer Whalen running.
Announcement May 20 @ 10:32am

On May 21th at 9:30 pm she says no after much BS reflection.
Unannouncement May 21 @ 9:30pm

Apparently, she could not handle the heat and she doesn't look like the type to hang in the kitchen. Loudonville is too high brow to deal with regular folk in da hood and the hill towns. And Guilderland & Bethlehem, please, beneath her.

The GOP county chair said this about the Little Mermaid:
"She obviously didn’t have the temperament to run a campaign of this magnitude"

Right!!! So why did you go after her?

So there are two historical quitters in our midst:
Shawn "Blossom" Morris
Jennifer "The Little Mermaid" Whalen

The Bad: Who is ever going to take her serious. Bob Reilly could parade in a Handyman superhero outfit (remember In Living Color?) and beat her.

The Worse: Who is going to take the eventual candidate serious. Second choice is not a good way to campaign.

The Worst: We get no competition and McCoy skates into office.

Good job Little Mermaid.