Bribe?!?!?!?!?

Bribe:

bribe
   [brahyb] Show IPA noun, verb, bribed, brib·ing.
noun
1. money or any other valuable consideration given or promised with a view to corrupting the behavior of a person, especially in that person's performance as an athlete, public official, etc.: The motorist offered the arresting officer a bribe to let him go.
2. anything given or serving to persuade or induce: The children were given candy as a bribe to be good.
verb (used with object)
3. to give or promise a bribe to: They bribed the reporter to forget about what he had seen.
4. to influence or corrupt by a bribe: The judge was too honest to be bribed.

Even Corey Ellis could understand the verb and noun forms of the word.



Cleary? Stay tuned................................

The Trojan Horse

I do have a more sentimental side. A side that dives into deep thought and resurfaces with brilliant ideas and observations. It’s not all smart ass wise cracks and brilliant satire, I am multi dimensional.

I was thinking about this county, Lebron, and McPloy. I was thinking more about McPloy and how a dim wit like this could become in charge of a $500,000,000 government body with no experience to speak of. Not just fiscally, but this guy has never managed people, or ran anything as an executive. He may be the least qualified candidate we have ever seen. In fact, there are people on McPloy’s own campaign who are more qualified than this guy. There are people fixing a roof on Woodlawn who are more qualified than this guy. How does this happen?

It happens because we are sleeping Trojans. You know the story, a bunch of Greeks try to penetrate the city of Troy (not NY) but were unsuccessful. The Greeks come up with the idea of building this cool horse (nothing to do with racing season) so big that it can fit all the soldiers they need to mount a successful attack once within the city walls. The Greeks give the horse to the city and while everyone is asleep, the soldiers inside the horse come out and attack the city.

In 2011 the horse is a democratic machine hack with no college education or experience, the event is not a battle just an election, and the soldiers inside are other hacks ready to milk another government for themselves. The only difference is this is being done while we are fully AWAKE!

It is almost a slap on the face that they can give us McPloy and they know YOU won’t do anything about it. YOU democrats won’t do anything, YOU republicans (except for Lebron) won’t do anything, YOU ALL won’t do anything. I know no one at the dems HQ on Colvin with Richard Stack and Don Cleary even anticipated how well the scam was going to work.

They are NOT this good, but we ARE this stupid.

Quiet, vewy, vewy Quiet

Can't sleep.

Since my last post about how happy Richard Stack was at how things turned out for Lebron, things have been quiet. My top three posts so far are:

1. Richard Stack Is "Happy"
2. Whalen 35 Hour Candidate
3. The Alligator Man

I will admit that I probably did not receive as many pageviews as that other patronage blog, you know the one claiming to be a citizen. But when one works for a living, you know how it goes.

I have not heard much on the campaign trail. Lebron I last heard was trying to get on his own line. We need that shit bad bother!!!

I also have not heard a damn thing from those wonderful GOP candidates for legislature who couldn't stand up for Lebron. The Colonie Triad, the Guilderland Jokesters, and the Hilltown slackers. I know, they sound like the gangs from the best movie ever, Warriors. In the end, they all get beat by the Warriors.

And lets not forget Albany where I think there are NO candidates for ANY legislature office.

On a positive note, I have a crazy race in my own district, the 6th. I just want Legisloser Scavo to just go away. He changed his signs and they are appearing with McPloy's all over Delaware. Makes sense, the two conservative candidates are together!!!!

Richard Stack is Gay!!!!!!

Richard Stack is the head of the Albany County CONservative Party. Please place emphasis on the letters CON.

We all know the CONservative mantra of no abortion, no spending, no taxes, and no homosexuals. That's right, CONservtive Party hates homosexuals.

My friend sent me this picture of Rocks, a homosexual club on Central Ave. in Albany. She was hanging out at Waterworks, the other homosexual club across the street from Rocks. She tells me that McPloy, the CONSERVATIVE candidate for County Executive had an event there a few weeks ago. Yes, Richard Stack (a democratic machine hack) endorsed McPloy, a warrior of the homosexual movement.

Richard Stack also was behind keeping Lebron off the ballot. He and the candidates he endorsed (like nurse Busch and Joe Sullivan) all worked together to block the only republican running for any countywide office. Lets not forget the county GOP who also helped Richard Stack and McPloy keep competition off the ballot.

So Richard Stack is gay for a number of reasons:

• Gay that he managed to get McPloy endorsed by the homosexuals in Albany



• Gay that he brought together all his endorsed candidates to help keep Lebron of the ballot



• Gay that he succeeded in giving us no choice



• Gay that his candidates are also champions of the homosexual movement

Richard Stack is very gay these days!

Ballz, Pure Ballz!!!

Finally what we have waited for, an official bitch slap of the Grand Obfuscated Party:

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Candidate-bashes-own-party-after-petition-1624292.php

I'll sign his petition, I'll write his name in, he is gettin' my vote.

How is the GOP going to recover from this? The nurse, Jellygan, Greasy-ano Jr, and Dunce Cleary. And the other town committees he outed like in the Hilltowns and the shitty of Albany.

Props to Bethlehem and New Scotland for supporting the brother.

McPloy is not qualified ha ha ha ha, he said it.

See people Lebron is great!

BALLZ
Get a Pair!

First Endorsements: Busch, Nelligan, Graziano Jr. and Albany GOP Endorse McPloy

If you have been under a blog rock, Lebron missed getting the republican line after the county GOP and every town committee refused to carry petitions for him. Bethlehem and New Scotland were the only towns to carry for the brother.

The 2 biggest committees, Guilderland and Colonie dissed Lebron. But according to a FB post the nurse Debbie Busch also lied about carrying for him and submitted nothing. So much for the tea party. They have sold out.

Lebron was the only challenger to McPloy. And now the GOP and Machine Dems helped bounce out the only candidate with a college degree.

The nurse, tweety bird on sterroids, dexter from dexters lab and the Grand Obsfuscated Party have officially endorsed McPloy for County Executive.

YOU WON!

Another Conversation with Lebron; The 2 Wing Conspiracy

OK, title too strong for the sham we call politics in this area.

Last Friday night I met up with Lebron at the usual spot, the Ultraviolet Café in Albany. He just met with some volunteers. Seems like Albany is still the central spot to meet with people.

I asked him about the race and he was upbeat and very positive. I tried to pry from him if any town committees were supporting him (and by that I meant getting signatures to get on the ballot), he refused to budge. Sorta like the Iran-Contra hearings, he wouldn’t confirm nor deny what I know to be true; Colonie and Guilderland are not helping him.

He began to explain about the importance of ballot name placement for other candidates and how the GOP “chairman” was making a mistake by leaving the top of the ticket empty. See, apparently in Electioneering 101 you are taught that some people tend to vote straight down or across party lines. That means GOP candidates in other offices like county legislator, town board and supervisors, highway supers (why this is elected is weird), puppy catcher (his way of saying dog catcher) will miss out on votes. WOW!

Now it begs the question why the town committees who are not supporting him. To intentionally throw the election? Nah, no way. Never happens in Albany. Why they are sacrificing their own local peeps to do it is beyond logic.

I also told him the “soft election” comment on the TU blog was genius and he agreed.

Stay tuned to July 14^th. We may have a challenger or a winner 4 months ahead of schedule.