Friday, November 23, 2012

The 46th Senate District In Under 12 Posex

I love Star Wars, period.  With the exception of that disaster JarJar Binks, the SW movies were great.  If you ask me today which one is the best, I will change my mind daily because I can easily come up with another reason to like a different episode.

So, I saw this blog post on the Daily Gazette which made an attempt to compare the electoral race, specifically the vote count, to the Star Wars movies.  David Lombardo, the writer of the post, actually drew a parallel between Copy-Tkaczyk and Amedore to the rebels and the Empire.  In case you missed it, Cece is the Rebels and Amerdore is the Empire.  BTW, much props to the Gazette, they have done a great job covering this race unlike some other papers we know: Is The Force With Tkaczyk

Maybe in a galaxy far far away can facts be distorted to bring an aura of "underdog" to an unaccomplished lightweight deficient in metachlorians like Cece and make Amedore (who I have refered to UmpalumpAmedore) the evil bad guy.  But for those who paid attention to the race, Cece is not an innocent little rebel and Amedore ain't evil.

Cece was backed to the tune of almost (and place your pinky finger in your mouth as you read this) $1,000,000 dollars from NYC politicians and special interests.  Yes, a cool million.  Amedore actually raised his own money and while he too received special interest money, it was a fraction of what Cece, the poor little victim, received.

Not to mention the efforts that democrats put forth at universities like UAlbany, to rig votes in her favor.  If Lombardo really wanna do some invertigative reporting, start looking at the garbage that went on at the UA.  BTW, UA has always been used my the democrats to rig local races, just ask Whalen III and Jennings and their voter registration parties.

The T is Silent
If you want a Star Wars analogy to fit the 46th SD race, Cece is JarJarBinks, walking around clueless as to what is really going on, no idea what to think (Greene County democrats gotta release that tape with her answer on hydrofracking) waiting for someone to tell her what to say and what to think.

"Duh, the district was designed for me!"
Seeing an opportunity, the evil empire, NYC, uses the opportunity to prop up JarJar as the savior of the galaxy.  Amedore is Hansolo just looking for an opportunity to get a run gig on his Millenium Falcon, still thinking it can do 12 posex, ignoring the "Check Engine" light telling him that maybe the trip is not going to go as fast as he had hoped.

The Board of Elections is the bar scene where they realize who ever wins this race, has already promised their loyalties to someone else but the people of the Galaxy.
Board of Elections still counting.

I am really against fracking
The issues DAMN IT!
I guess the other two decent candidates in the race, Dolan and Miranda are Chewbacca and The Queen of the Naboo.  Chewbacca always means well but comes across as abrasive and clumsy.  The Queen only thinks about her people but the Evil Empire is always hatin' on her and she always finds herself, by herself with her values.

Lombardado, cute but poor attempt at underdogging Cece you did!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Election Day

Sorry for my silence.  I know you could not do without my brilliance.  I know, I know.  Work has been crazy, family drama, got sick, car broke down, you know, life happened.  But I never intended this blog to be about anything, so there!

I thought I should share my endorsements for what they are worth.

President:  Who cares?  Obama is winning NY so it doesn't matter.  I will probably do a third party like I do.  But if you want to know who else you can vote for, here are my takes:

  • Gary Johnson, Libertarian - A former governor of a democrat state but republican/conservative.  If Romney wasn't a flip-flopper, he would be Gary Johnson
  • Virgil Goode, Constitution Party - I love his accent, sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.  Congressman but has switched parties all over the place.  Now a democrat.
  • Jill Stein, Green - Neo-Liberal, sharp.  Everything these left wing hypocrites wish Obama was, she is.
  • Lindsay, Socialist - Retro-Liberal.  Thanks to Obama, every buffoon who thinks they are a community organizer because they organized a party in the community room of some housing project think they can run for president.

US Senate: Long.  Jellybrains was a lawyer for big tobacco and somehow gets away with it because she is so cute and pretty.  And she is.  Reminds me of those girls from Midwood Brooklyn who I couldn't get cause, well, I was broke and too dark  But she went to Emma Willard,  Dartmouth, and UCLA and I refuse to vote for those who have been privileged to attend such exclusive schools.  The Bruins suck.

Oh wait, Long went to Dartmouth and Northwestern.   Hmmmm, I may change my mind still.  I don't ever want to vote for success.

Congress: Dieterich.  I still can't understand how Tonko has been in office for so damn long with ZERO accomplishments, can stay in office.  Well, not exactly zero but nothing memorable.  BTW, NO FORECLOSURES under Dieterich.  That's amazing!!!!!  What other liberal/conservative buffoon can say that?  Bob went to SUNY!!!!!!

Congress: Gibson.  The Tea Party hates him because he voted once for one bill that they didn't like.  Liberals hate him because he is a tea party guy.  If the two extremes don't like you, I do!!!!

Congress: Doheny/Owen.  Classic case of two rich kids running for office but claiming they are not so they can relate to the regular guy.  Flip a coin.

DA:  Write Your Name.  Soares is the only choice after Don Cleary tanked the race in hopes of getting Kindlon elected.  Teri told him to go screw himself.  HA HA HA HA!

State Senate: Breslin.  The GOP tanked this race again to help the democrats, yes, there are no republican candidates.  Lebron tried to do an OTB so anyone could run but the GOP tanked that too.  LaVernia, the Green Party guy, is just like Breslin so I rather keep what I already know.  BTW, had a chance to meet Breslin this year, very nice and engaging guy.

State Senate: Amedore.  Cecilia CopyTkaczyk is an underachieving regurgitator.   Nothing of accomplishments except for some claim she helped start a union at Harvard about 30 years ago.  Obviously she mentions this so that everyone thinks she attended Harvard when in fact she did not.  As Vice-Prez for the schoolboard in Duanesburgh, laid off teachers, employees, and cut funding.  But of course, it was not her fault.  She also had no idea what to think about hydrofracking until that latin girl, Miranda, and Dolan came on the scene.  Not to mention that over 90% of her campaign support has come from NYC.  That's like paying $5000 for a 20 yearl od Yugo.

Amedore doesn't have much of accomplishments either (assembly republican)  but we all know what he stands for and he has better hair than Cici.

Assembly: Danz.  Fahy and people like her need to be held accountable for their body of work.  They can't screw up schools and claim it's not their fault.  Moses......errrr......Sullivan took the conservative line just to tank Danz.  A Danz win will be a slap in the face to the Democratic Machine and Richard Stack.

Assembly:  Whalen.  Two well off, privately educated lawyers.  But one is proud of her achievements and the other uses her achievements to show how down to earth he is.  Why hasn't Jelly brains endorsed Steck? Hmmmmm.  May be the bathroom-penis incident at the county building restrooms had something to do with it.  This is from the for-sale blogger, AlbanyCitizenCa$hinggg!
Disclaimer:  Since it is from Theresa Graflin it may or may not be true.

Assembly: Campbell.  Everyone's pissed that Carolyn is still running.  She is on the ballot under Working Families Party.  Just because she is the Democratic party SECRETARY doesn't mean she has to support the winner of her party's primary, John McDonald.  Loyalty? LOL!  Campbell is the libertarian candidate and all I know is that is not involved in that mess.

Assembly: Lopez.  This Lopez guy is running against.......wait for it.......wait for it..... Jim "Drunk Driving Cop" Miller!!!!  Yes, that Jim Miller, one of Albany's finest!!!!!  Retired now.  When does it ever stop.

Assembly: Santabarbara.  Best negative ad!!!!  Quackenbush is a union republican who has raised taxes.  Go figure that one out. I love the duck!

Go vote!

It will take more than a hurricane to bring you down.