Friday, November 25, 2011

Stultus Universitas

Got an email about an interview with McPloy.  The interview occured thanksgiving day on talk 1300 with Paul VanDenblurb.

In the interview he said he had a college degree.  WHAT!?  Did someone tell the singing shill this?  Tom Scarff has not only admitted McPloy has no college education but defended it.

Ah, gotta sing a new tune!!!


McPloy also claimed that it was on his bio.  Here is his bio: Bio

No mention of post high school education.

If the machine blogger would stop selling advertisiment to McPloy she could for once do something worthwhile.  Or, if the TU asked a serious question every once in a while.....

As a people, we suck!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

The 99% vs the 1%

Are you confused about the Occupy Wall Street kids are bitchin' about?  Me too!

- I get that a bunch of country club assholes are stealing money at the expense of the working stiff.  YES!
BUT, the OWS only cares when republicans are doing it, not democrats.

- I get that politicians sell out their power to fill their coffers with campaign contributions. YES!
BUT, the OWS only cares when republicans do the selling out, not democrats.

If you drive by one of these protests, there isn't much to disagree with until you really think about what they want.  But what do they really want?

I think I got it!

Remember, the Jeffersons were ghetto poor and worked themselves into the east side.  

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

A Clown and A Jester

I hate the idea of posting twice in one day but this is too much.  Marlon Anderson aka Pimp Elmo, says Dunce Clarey has no clue.  Pimp Elmo on Dunce Clarey

If that isn't the clown calling the jester black!!!!

I LOVE this pic, courtesy of the Times Union and Michael Farrell:
A clown calling a jester black
And here is the video:

I can't say I disagree with much here but after the shit he pulled, I don't care.

GOP Ship Is Sinking and a Gus of Fresh Air

The Grand Old Punters are getting squashed by their own.  First it was "I Told You So" from Lebron.  Now it is Gus, from Guilderland dissing Dunce Clarey, Hack Nelligan and the GOP.  Here is his Letter to the Editor from Times Union dated November 15, 2011:

GOP not living up to responsibility

I am 62 and a lifelong Albany County resident. I was enrolled as a Republican for 41 years. I always voted for the best conservative person but when I wasn't familiar with the candidates, I voted Republican. I always figured a party with Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan must be a good place to be.

My anger at and shame for the Republican Party stems from the fact that I walked into the voting booth last Tuesday and noticed that the county executive, sheriff, comptroller and my Guilderland supervisor and town clerk all ran with no opposition from my party.

I walked out of the voting booth. I didn't want to be part of this very poor excuse for democracy.

While facing a 19 percent increase in property taxes in Albany County in 2012, it's hard for me to comprehend why the Republican Party couldn't at least force a debate on the issues, even if they didn't think they could win.

I don't have any idea where Dan McCoy or Craig Apple stand on the issues because the Republican Party didn't have the political savvy to get the issues out in the open. Instead, these candidates were shoved down our collective throats.

This is a dark day for democracy. I am ashamed to be a Republican. The lack of enthusiasm and/or the lack of know-how to be a political force in this county and this state is indefensible.

The young people in the parks around the country demonstrating are right -- too few people hold too much power.

So I am going to withdraw my enrollment in the Republican Party. They no longer can count on my vote or my money. Instead of GOP standing for Government of the People, it should stand for Government of the Pretenders.

Gus Di Novo


Where is Nelligan and Clarey?  Told you so is right, LOL!!!!!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Sol, the DA of Police Brutality

Where do I start.

Sol Greenberg was DA for Albany County for 25 years.  He built a reputation of being a tough DA.  And like frequent poster to the TU blogs Jango Davis stated, has been a huge supporter of police brutality.  TU Post on Sol

I'm going to go down memory lane through what I think was one of the most fucked up memories for me since coming to Albany in the early 80's

Once upon a time there was a kid, Jermaine Henderson, who played basketball for the College of St Rose.  He was chilling at one of my favorite spots halloween night 1997.  A couple of off duty APD cops were also at the bar and for some reason a beef started between them and Henderson.

The rumors around the student ghetto was that Herderson was getting attention from some girls who the cops were kicking it to.  But somehow it manifested itself over a dart game.  I am sure the machine blogger can figure that one out.

Henderson was arrested, taken into an unmonitored area of the police garage and beaten by the off-duty cops.  What, not in Albany?  Yes stupid asses, in Albany.

Here is the story:

Cover Up:

And here is Sol Greenberg trying to bring charges back on Henderson:

Here is Dan Lynch dropping some common sense:

Sol is what we expect from a racist political democratic machine.  Let cops do whatever they want as long as the victim is black.  The black community was enraged so much that, they still voted for clowns into city government.  The regressives were as quiet as an organic prayer circle, that's right those same regressives who scream social justice.  And another stain on a city in decline.

You know if Sol was a republican he would have been killed and dragged to death along Washington Ave as regressives beat the carcass with their shoes.  But, since it was a fellow democrat, lets get together and have birthday party.  My stomach turns as I type.

I would love to see a list of attendees to this love fest to see who will be running for office.

What is great about time is that it forgives.  You can be an evil son of a bitch and still be respected when you end up frail in a nursing home.  But I am with the victim here and I know he will never forget.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Veteran's Day: Kicking Ass Since 1776

Happy Veteran's Day

I have the freedom to be a brilliant smartass because they killed a bunch of freedom hatin'g MFs.

Honor the brave.
Honor those who died defending our freedom
Honor the ones cheated by history (Henry Johnson)
Honor our freedoms!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"Told You So"

The GOP got served again!  Lost every race except for the nurse and guilderland highway superintendent. 

I was following the tweets on the TU and JCE tweeted a statement made by Dunce Cleary where he considered winning Colonie a huge comeback for the GOP.  Dunce, you fucking lost!

Oh and Guilderland lost all the races except for highwayman.  Nelligan, where are you? 

The strategy was to have no one at the top of the ticket so the democrats stay home and they can win the supreme court races.  They lost those too. In fact they lost everything, except for the nurse.

Busch won in the Hilltowns.  So the GOP has 10 county seats, but remember that 5 of them ran unopposed.  I know no one is going to claim that shit as victory.

I emailed Lebron and he replied back at 3 am with "I told you so" along with a link to an interesting Buffalo News article. The "Strategy"

Out in Western NY, the county executive of Erie County, Chris Collins, LOST.  Why is this important?  Why do I care?  Am I becoming BuffaloCommonSense?  The Dunce strategy was also used out there.

" the GOP never sponsored candidates in Buffalo in what critics called an effort to suppress the city's Democratic vote" 

That's right, they tried it out there and it failed.  Cannot make this up!

Oh well, keep sleeping and letting the state go into a one party system.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Election Day!! Write-In Nathan Lebron

It is finally here!

All the dissing and brilliant satire has led us to another day to elect officials for county races and local town races.

I will be writing in my boy Lebron for County executive and Noelle Kinsch for legislature.  This bullshit with the GOP laying down and Scavo still on the ballot is about all I can take.  So please, do not forget to go out and vote!!!!

Endorsements?  I know you want it!

County wide
County Executive - Write In Lebron.  This brotha had balls to fight his own party.
All others - Do not vote CONservative.  I want the chu-chu man out of the legislature.

1-39 - Do not vote for anyone who took the CONservative line.  We do not want Richard Stack running things in the legislature.

For the 24 unchallenged offices, use the power of the write-in vote.  Here are some suggestions:
  • Pedro
  • Turd Sandwich
  • Giant Douche
  • Ham Sandwich
  • Jimmy McMillan
It is your right so vote.  Not our fault THEY turned it into a joke of a ballot.

Monday, November 7, 2011

One More Day!!!! - Write In Vote When there Is No Choice

South Park Episode 8, Season 8: A giant douche or a turd sandwich
So I am a satirical genius who pokes fun at politicians and their bloggers. But I don't bullshit when it comes to voting.

I have been voting since I was old enough to vote. I make it my business to go to the polls and vote. And I vote in every election, president, school vote, mayor, dog catcher; you name it. Moreover, I vote any political party. It doesnt matter if a candidate is on a major party line or not, I make it my business to learn about him/her and vote. To me ballot placement means you are equal to all others.

Unfortunately, most of you are lazy asses who wouldn't bother to find out who is running, what they stand for or even vote outside of your party line. See, you put in shitty effort, you get shitty candidates. So yes, half of the problems we have is your fault.

But I always expect a contest. I expect a choice. Shit, South Park had a choice between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, why can't we?

This year we have no countywide choices (all dem) thanks to the Grand Obfuscated Party wheeling and dealing. But to add insult to injury, we have 24 county legislature races uncontested. Out of 39 total legislators, we have 5 GOP and 19 Dems going back.

The last time I spoke with Lebron, we were talking about uncontested races. At the time he was still getting signatures to get on the ballot. But I asked him about the other uncotested races at the time like Conners. He said something interesting; when he has no choice he writes his own name down. He said, that as long as you have the ability to write-in someone, the people always have a choice. Wurd!!!!

I always skip the line. Even if I like the candidate on the ballot, I protest by not casting my vote for the office but he writes his own name down.

So, I am going to do the same, I am going to write his name down for County Executive. This brother deserves it. He fought against his own party to bring the people a choice and they screwed him. If he is willing to stand up to the caviar and scotch assholes of the Fort Orange Club, he will stand up to the assholes milking us dry.

How do you do a write-in?  Easy:
  1. Go to the bottom of the paper ballot
  2. Fill in the write-in bubble
  3. Write Nathan Lebron

Write-In Nathan Lebron
For County Executive
I am!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

2 Days Left

Too nice of a day to care.

Hope you enjoyed it!

Write-In Nathan Lebron
For County Executive
I am!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

3 More Days and the Leader of the SmartAss Movement Dies

I will need my own landfill to get rid of all the shit I've been getting.  Mostly for supreme court judge.

As you know, we are electing two people for supreme court judge and yes, the Gran Ole Punters fucked this one up too.

They had a candidate, Judge Nichols, who was already a supreme court judge announce he was running.  Then Dunce Cleary, yes the same fucking one, said nah, I want to make money off another guy so it is going to be Roemer.   Judge Nichols is from Columbia county and you know how that goes for city slickers, ain't no hillbillies stepping this way.  Mind you, Nichols raised a bunch of money but since none of Dunce's peeps were going to get any....

Long story short, they dissed A SITTING SUPREME COURT JUDGE for a guy with a super resume but no judging experience.  Ahhh the mountain top has been reached:The Mountain Top

I will be writing in Judge Nichols.

Rooney died this morning.  He was the king of smartass common sense.  Loved him and will miss him.  So in his honor, here is my impression of Andy Rooney:

"Isn't it like the GOP to screw up races?  They complain when they don't win and when they win they try to lose.  Kinda like getting fan mail, I get a lot of it, but don't always care much for it."

Write-In Nathan Lebron
For County Executive
I am!

Friday, November 4, 2011

4 More Days - CONservative - Sullivan

I love Richard Stack.  How can someone not love a party boss who gives the CONservative line to pro gay marriage candidates like McPloy.  This dirtbag, hypocritical liar who never made a "Dump Jennings" sign when he was expanding the landfill but does for Smurfette Mahan, is an institution in local corrupt politics.

Joe Sullivan is running against Domalewicz for county ledge.  Sullivan ran for mayor as a republican, congress as a republican and CONservative and was even the head of the city GOP.  But before that, this jokester was a democrat, a machine democrat.  An obvious plot by the machine to take over a line for political power since the progressives were growing in numbers.

So why doesn't he have the rep line this time?  Cause he is a CONservative machine loyalist.

Ah, memories, here is an article of Joey running as a democrat, (yes, democrat) back in 1993:  Whoa!

Sullivan is and has been part of the problem and will never be the solution.  He is a disaster by any measure.

But just like a good little "liberal", he used to ride his bicycle around the last he ran for mayor.  I know you thought Konev the Barbarian introduced the city to Shanghai commuting but Sullivan was there first.

Doma is no better.  But if I am going to have a do nothing legislator in a do nothing county body, I rather a do nothing incumbent than another machine cog.

Write-In Nathan Lebron
For County Executive
I am!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

5 Days - The Hilltowns

Has anyone heard anything from the Hilltowns?

Has anyone heard the rebel dinner horn from Berne, Knox, Westerlo, and Rensselaerville?

Has anyone heard of the nurse?

I am only talking about this race because I saw her lawnsigns in Albany, yes, Albany.  Why?  Maybe to see her own name on her way to work.

I hate seeing lawnsigns outside of candidate's districts.  Susan Savage had a sign by the state campus last year while she was selling her bullshit Schenectady miracle.  It had her face on it and that was more disturbing.

On the serious, Alex "Sandy" Gordon is running for his 5th (maybe 6th) term.  I can't tell you one thing he has done for anyone.  I can't tell you one thing he has done as legislator.  He is another useless legislator.

Debbie, who I supported in the past, quickly went from Tea Party Queen to party boss hack.  Another shinning example of Richard Stack (who endorsed a pro gay marriage candidate, McPloy) and Dunce Clearey.  Another get along party lackie who will inturn be another useless legislator.  Why?  Because she will be the minority in an already useless legislature?  Yes.  Why else?  Character, people, character!

We know she was one of the people who helped keep Lebron off the ballot this past summer.  So I ask, HOW IS SHE DIFFERENT?  HOW IS SHE BETTER?  HOW IS SHE CHANGE?  SHE IS NOT!

If you haven't figured it out, I like Lebron.  I wish there were more like him.  Smart brother who stood up to his own party to give us a choice.  And he was crushed by his own party.  It was a great summer indeed!  But for us looking for a real ballot it was not.

So, if you get your water from a well or beaver dam, think Warner Lake is Lake Tahoe, or simply enjoy some freaking peace and quiet, stay home.  Gordon will continue to be useless and Debbie will be no better.  And with Stack and Dunce pulling the strings even worse.  She lost that independent streak I love in candidates.  She is just another them!

Write-In Lebron for County Executive, I am!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Six More Days, to the end of the GOP

I saw a mailer for a candidate running for Albany legislature.  Typical stuff:

  • Dems suck because of tax hike (true)
  • Dems suck because they don't do shit (true for most)
  • Dems suck because they just do (true for most)
What was funny was the image of the voting ballot.  See, politicians have to do this because we are so stupid, we need a 1st grade coloring book to tell us how to vote.

It showed the GOP and an arrow going straight down to the candidates name, skipping over all countywide seats.   That's because they don't have any.  Sad.

The idiots who thought it was a good idea to give up those races may have killed our chances of ever getting a choice.  I know, Colonie has republicans, fucking please.  No one over there wants to bring back the Grand Ole Pavers; they used to pave people's driveways at town expense.  Yes Sheehan was in the last  GOP administration and Smurfette lied about the one time tax.  Yes, the only thing they have going are the two landfills.  But at least they have a choice.

The GOP is done.  They are the newest third party.

WRITE-IN LEBRON for County Executive   

Doesn't this elephant look like the Albany County GOP chair?  Dunce Cleary is at the 1:10 minute mark chilling with the nurse and some poor bastard that Gellybrains is going to massacre next year.