Wednesday, November 3, 2010

And the Winner Is: Howie Hawkins!

Warren Redlich failed and Howie is laughing his ass off! Now with ballot access, the Green Party can support democrat causes.

War-ren come out to play-e-eh!
War-ren come out to play-e-eh!
War-ren come out to PLAY!!!!

Check out Howie Hawkins making fun of the other gubernatorial candidates.

Friday, October 8, 2010

What's Wrong with Albany? A picture is worth thousands in taxes.

My boy sent me this pic this morning. A Kool-Aid drinker supporting the party that forced him/her to put their house up for sale.

I don't belong to any party but this is what Einstein called insanity.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

'Nough Said!

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

I never got into Mario Brothers but I loved Donkey Kong.

Paladino's peeps have better photoshop staff than Cuomo.

Point Paladino!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

We're Here!!!!!


Paladino is allover Baby Bing. 6 points according to another BS poll who missed Paladino by 27 points. So they are liars trying to keep the tea party home or they got their act together.

The NY Post is reporting the Quinnippiac poll has El Cid Paladino within 6 points.

And the Grand hypocrite on W.Gerald.D.Jennings is now kissing Pals butt. Paul you love Andrew and stick with him. He's your man!!!!

I want Paladino to win just to see the look on the faces of those idiots who got jobs with no qualifications. Dressed up in suits like they are real executives.

Go Pal Go!!!!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Paladino and Levy for Lt. Governor

Here's whats up:

Paladino and Edwards are on the GOP line
+ Lazio and Edwards on the Conservative line
+ Paladino and Ognibene on the Tax Payers line
= Cuomo becomes governor.

You see, because NY is the worst state to run for office, NYorkers can only vote for Paladino on the GOP OR Taxpayers line. Because the Lt. Guvs are different, they cannot combine the totals. In other words, Paladino can get more votes than Baby Bing and still lose. Got it? Good. Al Gore is laughing his environmental ass off!!!! Before you agree, remember that if Al won his home state of Tennessee, Florida would not have mattered. GW Bush is now laughing his Texan ass off!!!!

The only hope is for the tickets to look the same. So if Edwards steps down with Ognibene, Lazio can patch things up with Paladino and have a unification ticket. But keep in mind that energy is equal to mass times the constant of light squared. Alvogrados number does not apply as it relates to the gravitational pull of mass. Vander Walls forces are used for atomic particles as protons and neutrons and does not include the parabolic tendencies of electrons. I got it!

That will not happen. Yo, Paladino, pick someone new and forget Edwards and Rip Van Lazio. I have an idea, Steve Levy. Your only chance to beat Baby Bing.

But if Lazio is the guy, a double covalent bond might do the trick. Paladino can teach Rip Van Lazio how to run a real campaign and Lazio can teach Carl how to talk like he went to college.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Paladino taught Rip Van Lazio a lesson. The Siena and Quinnipiac polls were WRONG and not even close. They should not credited as being real polls. They missed it big time. In any other profession you would be fired.

The Wizard on W.Gerald.D.Jennings is all excited but he is a Jennings supporter who ignore candidates like Carl. Now he is conveniently having technical issues and can't take calls. And Hannity did not look well cause his boy got schooled. Now I want Carl to win because Cuomo is nothing, another ghettocrat looking for his shot at daddys old chair.

Buffalo told downstate, "yo, we ain't no joke and keep that weak ass nonsense in da projects" If Buffalo was a gang, they just kicked out NYC out their turf. I'm from Brooklyn but I like that!!!!

I should start going to tea party meetings with a mug of Earl Grey.

Gay Bald Dude lost and that's too bad. Breslin looks like a pelican and needs to fly south for the rest of his winter. Domenici, you're our only hope.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Love Primaries

Primary time. So vote and be heard.

I don't belong to any party but if I did:

Martland vs Breslin - Breslin is a cadaver that needs to be sent home. I am done with the Breslin pups. Gay bald dude has ballz. Vote Martland!!!

Attorney General - Pro Choice Candidate Rice has not voted for 20 years. Dems should return the favor. Schneiderman and Brodsky are state legislators and I have had enough of them. Dems, your only choice is Coffey or Dinallo both good choices. I like Coffey.

Surrogate Court Judge - Doyle has really nice legs. She is experienced and knows the job like nobody's business. But was censured and associated with the infamous Spargo. Heath Roland is hot! My boy says she looks like Maya Rudolph. But she's too angry to be judge. Murray Carr is a good choice even for a lawyer. BTW, keep in mind that this a 10 year term. So chose wisely. I Like Carr.

Republican Governor - Rip Van Lazio has fallen asleep on upstate and has no bread to keep running. El Cid Paladino has money and no political experience. Baby Bing Cuomo has accepted the WFP endorsement which means he is not going to change anything. It also means he may not think he has it in the bag. I wished El Cid didn't send those emails. This is the only time being a republican might be exciting. Remember, this IS between upstate and downstate. Paladino! wait, Lazio wait Paladino wait Lazio wait............

Bernsten vs Townsend - Both are great but I like 007 in congress so Go Gary.

Blakeman vs Dioguardi vs Malpass - Dioguardi gets the problem and I love the commercial with the voting credit card. I also have the hots for his daughter Cara on American Idol