Friday, October 7, 2011

Numerology, Smurfette, and правда

The number 19 has special meaning for us here in Albany. 
Remember the Ghost ticket scandal?  The scandal brought to the forefront by the people’s Warrior Corey Ellitist who was then a councilclown running for mayor.  Then the story broke that this black progressive hypocrite had received 19 no-pay ghost tickets?  I remember it like it was yesterday.

And now a 19% tax hike for the county by our County Executive.  WTF!  And did you see the republican response to this crap?  No.  THEY DON’T HAVE ANYONE RUNNING! 

In order for the tax to pass 24 (60%) of the legislature needs to vote to override the tax cap.  Well what do you know, THERE ARE EXACTLY 24 LEGISLATORS WHO ARE RUNNING UNOPPOSED.  19 Dems and 5 Reps.  And since the reps voted to make McPloy Chairman of the ledge, you know where their vote is going.

I am writing-in Lebron for County Executive.  This is bullshit already!

19 - Paul Hardcastle

The Soviet Union’s paper was правда (Pravda) which is Russian for Truth.

I wrote a brilliant piece of satire that referred to Paula Mahan as Smurfette.  Jordan Carleo-Evangelist then received a call from Paula’s peeps to suppress the will of the smartass.  But I was able to repost if I agreed to do so without Smurfette.

Now you decide, is Paula the Evil Smurfette or the Nice Smurfette?

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