Ballz, Pure Ballz!!!

Finally what we have waited for, an official bitch slap of the Grand Obfuscated Party:

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Candidate-bashes-own-party-after-petition-1624292.php

I'll sign his petition, I'll write his name in, he is gettin' my vote.

How is the GOP going to recover from this? The nurse, Jellygan, Greasy-ano Jr, and Dunce Cleary. And the other town committees he outed like in the Hilltowns and the shitty of Albany.

Props to Bethlehem and New Scotland for supporting the brother.

McPloy is not qualified ha ha ha ha, he said it.

See people Lebron is great!

BALLZ
Get a Pair!

First Endorsements: Busch, Nelligan, Graziano Jr. and Albany GOP Endorse McPloy

If you have been under a blog rock, Lebron missed getting the republican line after the county GOP and every town committee refused to carry petitions for him. Bethlehem and New Scotland were the only towns to carry for the brother.

The 2 biggest committees, Guilderland and Colonie dissed Lebron. But according to a FB post the nurse Debbie Busch also lied about carrying for him and submitted nothing. So much for the tea party. They have sold out.

Lebron was the only challenger to McPloy. And now the GOP and Machine Dems helped bounce out the only candidate with a college degree.

The nurse, tweety bird on sterroids, dexter from dexters lab and the Grand Obsfuscated Party have officially endorsed McPloy for County Executive.

YOU WON!

Another Conversation with Lebron; The 2 Wing Conspiracy

OK, title too strong for the sham we call politics in this area.

Last Friday night I met up with Lebron at the usual spot, the Ultraviolet Café in Albany. He just met with some volunteers. Seems like Albany is still the central spot to meet with people.

I asked him about the race and he was upbeat and very positive. I tried to pry from him if any town committees were supporting him (and by that I meant getting signatures to get on the ballot), he refused to budge. Sorta like the Iran-Contra hearings, he wouldn’t confirm nor deny what I know to be true; Colonie and Guilderland are not helping him.

He began to explain about the importance of ballot name placement for other candidates and how the GOP “chairman” was making a mistake by leaving the top of the ticket empty. See, apparently in Electioneering 101 you are taught that some people tend to vote straight down or across party lines. That means GOP candidates in other offices like county legislator, town board and supervisors, highway supers (why this is elected is weird), puppy catcher (his way of saying dog catcher) will miss out on votes. WOW!

Now it begs the question why the town committees who are not supporting him. To intentionally throw the election? Nah, no way. Never happens in Albany. Why they are sacrificing their own local peeps to do it is beyond logic.

I also told him the “soft election” comment on the TU blog was genius and he agreed.

Stay tuned to July 14^th. We may have a challenger or a winner 4 months ahead of schedule.

Alligator Man For County Coroner

The Alligator Man (Jose Lopez) is running for his second office in as many months. This guy runs for everything, library board, county ledge, common council, puppy catcher. But I think he has missed his calling, County Coroner.

A true candidate looking for higher office is willing to run for bigger races. The Alligator Man must think big if he wants to be victorious. A countywide coroner race will establish him as a true man of the people.

First, we all know the coroner office is a joke. It is filled by people who don’t qualify. Sounds familiar, sorta like the county executive office. Since they don’t qualify, then why do they have the job? Right, to funnel business to their funeral homes.

Second, The Alligator Man has no funeral business. He has no business whatsoever. Since there is no conflict of interest, he is already honestly qualified.

Third, the coroner race has also catapulted other great candidates like Debbie Busch. She was over qualified for the position. She had a master degree and another degree in mortuary science. If the Alligator Man is ever going to run for State Senate, assembly, or president of the United States, coroner is a stepping stone.

Fourth, coherent speech, some English proficiency, and ability to spell coroner are just preferred items. We know that’s not important for a job dealing with mostly dead people. Not to mention the cadavers staffing that office.

Finally, a college degree is not required. If McCoy is qualified to be county executive, the Alligator Man is qualified to be county coroner.

The Alligator Man for Albany County Coroner.
Because when qualifications don't matter, why should we care!

The McCoy-Scavo Plan: Fee for Service for Fire

What do you get when you cross an R2D2 looking pudgy bastard with no college education who is a union lackie and incapable of passing fire exams and a rusted C3PO looking creepazoid who stalks women (alledgedly), and tries to pick up underage chicks (allegedgly) and forges documents (allegedly) in a Delaware Ave. laundrymat?

Fee for Service Fire!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Legisloser Scavo wants to get rid of volunteer fire service in the Hill towns so the Albany Fire Department can charge for it. Yes, McCoy wants to charge the Rebel towns to put out their own fires. Big union move!!!

The Medusa Firehouse will now have to trade in their chuck wagon with water barrels and the dinner horn for a city slickin' firetruck. R2D2 and C3PO are freaking scary, and I don't live in the Hill towns.

Lebron is still running and the establishment GOP is not liking it. BUT...dems are responding to him.

Not to sound like Princess Lea in Star Wars but brother, You are our only hope!

Lebron tells the GOP Chairman to Step Off

Here's whats up:

Lebron is the only one willing to run for a job the "others" don't want. Looks like the GOP executive committee has the brotha's back. The chairman apparently has a problem with him. What could it be?

Lebron is not a lawyer. That's it. Lebron is not a freaking attorney.

One of my republican buds in guilderland heard that the chairman even went as far as getting someone to primary Lebron and picked him the day before petition time.

Don Cleary, the GOP Chairman, sounds like an irish racist who downed a bottle of Jamison's before going to work. What the hell is his problem?

Here is the an article on the Metroland where The Don disses Lebron: Metroland

Here is the article where my Boy asks him to resign: Spotlight News

Don, I think you are in the wrong county. Wyoming is looking for some talent for their county.
Albany, Wyoming

In the end Lebron wins and The Don is a punkass and gets schooled!!!!

When was the last time a democrat was this bold?

Take This Job and Shove It

Who knew the Albany County Executive job would be so unwanted by the GOP. Whalen drops out after not really announcing and now Mark Grimm is out. Who is he and why is he famous?

Town board member for Guilderland, radio talk show host (lets stop, it's on WVCR, a college station), author (wrote one book), business entrepreneur, and professor. In short, the most successful republican in Guilderland. Why doesn't he want the job? Who knows and who cares. Oh, wait Redlich is the most successful republican in Guilderland. Doesn't matter, the GOP chairman, Nelligan, doesn't care for either one. In short, Guilderland will go to the democrats. Runion may be the wisest man in that mall town.

Lebron has endured the 36 hour test and looks like he is still in it. And is the only one interested in a job that republicans don't want and democrats think have it in the bag.

With such great opposition from AlbanyCitizenWants, his viability is without question. With her great pageview rate, reputation as a campaign sucubus (now I am feeling bad for Corey Ellis), and career as a media mogul in the southwest, Lebron is opposed by the best.